:: Go Figure ::
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I have come to accept the fact that there are certain things in life that I will never understand no matter how hard I try. There are certain things that just are, and always will be, despite having no logical explanation. There are things that simpy are beyond my comprehension. I've listed some of these things below.
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I apologize in advance to those I may offend... I mean no harm. I simply want to think out loud, so to speak, as well as entertain (at least some of) the few readers I have. I'm hoping a get more smiles and chuckles than angry comments. If you do not have a sense of humor, stop reading now.
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I can understand why the males of our species like Britney Spears. I can understand why lesbians would be fans of Britney. I can understand why... nevermind. I think I'll leave this topic alone.
Why are girls so conscious of their appearance? Let me be more specific... why is it that girls will always say that they are fat even if they aren't? I've learned to just accept the fact that when a woman complains about being fat, the best thing to do is shut up. Agree and you're screwed... disagree and you're called a liar or a bolero. What am I to do?
My mom can make international and domestic calls direct, yet refuses to make calls to cellular phones. I've given up trying to explain that the process is the same, only the numbers change.
If (you claim) you're not addicted to smoking, why smoke at all? I can understand chemical addiction, but I don't see any other factors that would make quitting difficult.
How did I ever end up in a creative field when both my parents are accountants?
Religious fanaticism... but I'm not quite so sure what to say about this right now, so there.
Atheism. I can understand Agnosticism, but I doubt I'll ever have the audacity to say that I know for sure that no god, supreme being, or any deity exists.
The song Informer by... umm.. err.. I can't remember... oh... Snow. Lyrics, anybody?
How did the movie What Time Is It There? win awards? Ok, I could watch it again sometime if I feel the need to understand it. For now, though, I'll just file it under things beyond my comprehension.
Why are most of my closest friends from the opposite sex? I'm not complaining, but it does intrigue me.
14:09 | view comments
I have come to accept the fact that there are certain things in life that I will never understand no matter how hard I try. There are certain things that just are, and always will be, despite having no logical explanation. There are things that simpy are beyond my comprehension. I've listed some of these things below.
I apologize in advance to those I may offend... I mean no harm. I simply want to think out loud, so to speak, as well as entertain (at least some of) the few readers I have. I'm hoping a get more smiles and chuckles than angry comments. If you do not have a sense of humor, stop reading now.
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