:: Weird Science ::
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Stephen King has the amazing talent of taking mundane objects and twisting them around into something horrible. The people who invented the items listed below also took ordinary things and made them, well, pretty unique items. Whether they're horrible or adorable, hot or not, that's up to you.
The Needies Need You to Need Them
"Needies want nothing short of your undying love and attention--and they're prepared to fight one another to get it." Imagine three Tickle Elmo dolls gone begging you to pick them up. Now imagine them whining and complaining if you give any one of them more attention than the others. Wouldn't you want to throw them all out the window?
Hanging Alarm Clock
I can't do better than the original text. Here it is:
6-foot Fiber Optic LED & MP3 Artificial Christmas Tree
A Christmas Tree with lights and sounds built in. It has 10 songs in its repertoire, and you can connect it to your computer via USB to add more MP3 tracks.
Upgrade your Throne
Featuring a heated seat and a warm water spray, sitting on your throne is more comfortable than ever. If that still isn't enough, the high-end model of this seat comes with a warm-air dryer and a remote control. Of course, to be able to afford this, you probably have to shit out gold nuggets.
Go Topless
Again, words escape me. Read on:
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Stephen King has the amazing talent of taking mundane objects and twisting them around into something horrible. The people who invented the items listed below also took ordinary things and made them, well, pretty unique items. Whether they're horrible or adorable, hot or not, that's up to you.
The Needies Need You to Need Them
"Needies want nothing short of your undying love and attention--and they're prepared to fight one another to get it." Imagine three Tickle Elmo dolls gone begging you to pick them up. Now imagine them whining and complaining if you give any one of them more attention than the others. Wouldn't you want to throw them all out the window?
Hanging Alarm Clock
I can't do better than the original text. Here it is:
Hayat Benchenaa hanging alarm clock is a hanging ball suspended over your bed that lights and chimes to wake you up. To hit snooze, you just give it a little smack, causing the alarm to retract on its cord just a little nearer to the ceiling-forcing you to stretch more and more each time until you're eventually swiping at it with a broom, because you have 20-foot loft ceilings.
6-foot Fiber Optic LED & MP3 Artificial Christmas Tree
A Christmas Tree with lights and sounds built in. It has 10 songs in its repertoire, and you can connect it to your computer via USB to add more MP3 tracks.
Upgrade your Throne
Featuring a heated seat and a warm water spray, sitting on your throne is more comfortable than ever. If that still isn't enough, the high-end model of this seat comes with a warm-air dryer and a remote control. Of course, to be able to afford this, you probably have to shit out gold nuggets.
Go Topless
Again, words escape me. Read on:
Topless sandals - also called "down unders" - simulate walking barefoot while protecting your feet. Topless sandals stick to the bottom of your feet, but leave no residue on your feet when you take them off. The "stick" is guaranteed for a year, which is the typical life span of a flip flop. Topless sandals are basically topless flip flops, but so much cooler. You'll be amazed at how many heads you turn while wearing your topless sandals. People will literally think you are barefoot and so will your feet.
